Bach’s naked belligerence is shameless

It might seem like a particularly loaded field, but is it possible to say, unequivocally, that Thomas Bach is the most arrogant person in all of sport?

It must be. Because in March he provided the picture of arrogance and on Tuesday his words delivered the very height of arrogance.

So, go on then, give me a Floyd, a Conor, a Novak, a Bryson, or even a Zlatan and a Jose, and insist their egos pose a challenge. Not even close. They are but a Benjamin Disraeli to Donald Trump, an Edward R Murrow to Piers Morgan, a Kate Middleton to Kim Kardashian.

Bach versus Bacchus would have been one mighty clash of selfdom; one claiming to grant the world the gift of revelry, the other being a Roman god.

You might have missed the German’s re-election as International Olympic Committee president. If so, lucky you.

There was only one vote against and to mark what he called ‘‘my stunning victory’’ – in truth, the only ‘‘stunning’’ aspect was that someone had the bottle to press the other button – he stepped in front of a bank of TV screens and spread his arms wide, enacting a hugging motion.

Then he clasped his hands. Then he touched his heart. Then, tears in his eyes, he raised his arms.

Watch it on YouTube, if you wish, but be sure to fast forward through critics had dared accuse the IOC of ‘‘blindly forging ahead at any price’’, despite him saying there was ‘‘never an option to cancel’’.

Whatever the spin, that is ‘‘blindly forging ahead at any price’’, putting a sports competition ahead of an entire country. The IOC president is often referred to as being equivalent to ‘‘a head of state’’, but, plainly, to Bach’s mind his role is way more illustrious.

He gets to tell elected heads of state – and even some unelected heads of state – what to do. If Bach or the IOC had any humility whatsoever, they would have paused their breathtaking belligerence during this crisis and asked: ‘‘What are we actually doing this for and why on Earth do we have this power?’’

Of course, the answer is money, and naturally they will justify their tyrannical acts by citing how the Games finance good causes. Bach will doubtless go all pompous, all Samaranch and Blatter, and remind us that the IOC’s ‘‘ultimate goals are to cultivate human beings, through sport, and contribute to world peace’’.

He will declare this with a straight face and be applauded by the lickspittles who surround him.

Arrogance only gets bigger than believing that sport is more important than life itself, if you are actually the man deeming that sport is more important than life itself.

‘‘Censorius, Artificiarius, Fictitius.’’ Shameless, in any other language. –