GOING DOWN

PREPAY ON THE PETROL PUMP MAXING OUT AT $99

At these prices, the dial is barely reaching half a tank with that.

TALKING INCESSANTLY ABOUT THE ALL BLACKS’ PROBLEMS

You win some, you lose some.

WILL SMITH’S HEARTFELT VIDEO APOLOGY FOR THE OSCAR SLAP

Valid, but it comes five months too late.

FORGETTING TO BUY THE ONE ITEM YOU ACTUALLY WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET FOR

And coming away with a bunch of things you didn’t actually need.